Sunday, April 13, 2014

TMI

I  am going to lose 10 more pounds after I start pooping.  I haven't gone since delivery.  That is 13 meals in there people!

If you like pea soup scented perfume, apply peas in their original grocery store bag to engorged, swollen, feverish breasts.  The juice oozes/leaks out of the bag and perfumes the skin perfectly. Otherwise, add another protective layer like a Ziploc bag.  ;)

More hospital pics coming soon.... I promise!

2 comments:

  1. Prunes and water, water and prunes!!!

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  2. I have been eating my fiber! Glad to report that my system has been restarted. ;)

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