LHOP combines with pregnancy dream

I started reading Little House on the Prairie series to the kids last night before bed.  In the story, the pioneer family butchers a pig.  The Pa lets the kids play with the pig tail and badder.  Pa blows up the bladder like a balloon and the kids toss it back and forth and kick it like a ball.  So, I had a WEIRD dream last night.  I dreamt that my uterus was taken out (no child in it), tossed around the hallway of my junior high school, then when I got it back, it was all dusty, but I had to put it back inside me that way.  CRAZY!